Nobel who wronged the little one

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In recent days, heated discussions have erupted about the dinar and the dollar, and which one will prevail in the end. We in this “happy” country applauded the Sudanese theory of Adam Smith, sorry, I mean Muhammad Shiaa Al-Sudani, in which we demanded that we expel the dollar from our homes and our pockets, and because we are a people with the largest group of great economists such as the “scholar” Abdul Rahman Al-Jazairi, whose citizen does not know what his profession is, or whether he has a caravan to move from one satellite channel to another, it has become for the Iraqis More famous than the late Salim Al-Basri and superior to him in the “Nahbani” theory, the political analyst told us with all comfort that the Iraqi employee receives the highest salary in the world, and that the Iraqis do not know how to spend their money as homes are running out. Because God is kind to His servants, Mr. Sadr al-Din al-Qabbanji came out to us to demand that the government abolish the dinar and replace it with the imperialist currency, the “dollar.” Mr. al-Qabbanji forgot, or forgot, that for years he had been demanding that we expel the Americans and be liberated from them. On the other hand, the always screaming political analyst, Imad Al-Musafir, asked us to replace the dollar with the Iranian toman, and before you, dear reader, multiply fifths with sixths, the decisive answer came from Sheikh Jalal al-Din al-Saghir, who reminded us that he had warned us that we were heading for lean years, and reminded us “thankfully” of what he said about “Nestle”, and that the people distorted his words, as he did not say that thirty thousand dinars per month suffices a citizen. Imperialism is lurking around him and seeking to distort his economic theory, as evidenced by the fact that infidel Sweden granted The Nobel Prize in Economics was awarded to two Americans who contributed to the stability of the global economy, and it was not awarded to Sheikh Jalal al-Din al-Saghir, who presented his theoryIn stabilizing the economy before any of the American scientists thought about it; Exactly ten years ago, Sheikh Al-Saghir came out to us and said verbatim, addressing the Iraqi citizen: “Fortify your soul. For this hundred thousand that you receive every month, you can spend thirty thousand of it and keep the seventy thousand. O Nestle brothers, it is not necessary... The mobile card can hardly be dispensed with. Reduce your expenses because you always need it.” Jalal Al-Din Al-Saghir, who warns us whenever he finds that people want to hold officials and politicians accountable, reminds us. With his precious advice, which we unfortunately faced with ridicule because we are an ungrateful people and we did not learn the lesson after the budgets of 23 years during which Al-Saghir was plundered, during which Al-Saghir was demanding that we be austere, and he used Nestle as an example...but he missed to give an example of the astronomical salaries he receives as a retired MP. And because I, like millions of Iraqis, know that Mr. Jalal Al-Saghir, along with his economists, will use the story of the dollar as a material in the evening sessions, and after that they will go into a deep sleep, after deceiving the Iraqis. That they discovered the truth, and that the Iraqi is responsible for the crisis because he refuses to spend only thirty thousand dinars per month.